Looks like CW can stick with the fancypants MiniBar for its corporate events. The big guy contacted our offices today with breaking news of a 10 percent raise! He explains:
“I got this letter. [My company] has been doing this job/compensation study, and brought in consultants Bob and Bob to make sure they were paying fair market rate for its positions. They said no current employee’s salary would go down as a result, but some would go up. According to this letter mine went up more than 10 percent.”
Congratulations, Chris! We can’t help but think of this classic scene from Office Space. Enjoy.
CW: We deal with the goddamn readers so Chris doesn't have to!
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