From the Editor in Chief, U.S., and Publisher

Good afternoon all,

[insert requisite apology for infrequent posts here]

Here at CW we work hard but play even harder. Staff is moving slowly today with a serious case of The Mondays after a road trip weekend of good friends, good times and general ribaldry in Pittsburgh. Ryan, first cousin of disqualified October FOC Lauren M., married his betrothed in the industrial metropolis Saturday. But he didn’t even register for what was surely his best gift: Chris! In the flesh. When asked for comment by a CW reporter, the groom replied, "That's one thank-you note that'll write itself!"

Always one to celebrate the joining of two hearts and the eternal gift that is matrimony, Chris blew his fortnight’s grocery money at Total Wine and Beverage and Amoco, packed his best suit and headed up north for the festivities. Thankfully he remembered to notify our offices first so we were able to dispatch a reporter to the scene forthwith, and bring you the exclusive coverage that follows. That's right, we've got the boy dressing, eating, sipping and dancing so don't touch that mouse...