Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Late Breaking News: Chris Goes and Cuts That Hair

Chris and his luscious coif pre-cut.

Worried about a possible language barrier, Chris gives his stylist the ol' "Make me look like this!" and shows her his driver's license.

We wish he would have stopped at this c. 1989-90 crew cut.

A little more off the top. Chris gets his hair cut so infrequently that he likes to take it low. Just a hair above military, pun intended.

Hot damn, we love our job. [Our fantasy job. Our real job, not so much.]


Cal from Arlington writes:

"Holy, s^%$! Was that Chris I saw getting a cut at the new Shirlington Hair Cuttery? See, I thought he still got his hair cut at TC International Salon. I got in trouble with them the other day for loitering outside, as I heard Chris was looking to get a trim. I thought maybe we could finally meet. You know, on neutral ground. But I know Chris can't turn down a deal like the HC. 14 bucks can still get you a good cut, eh buddy?"

CW replies: That's right, Cal. Normally one to say "flow it, show it, long as I can grow it," Chris realized he had to make a date with a set of clippers before his annual meeting in the city for his job, and the allure of a new, super-convenient walk-in establishment with late hours and low prices was too much for him to resist. While we at CW like the big guy with a little scruff, the establishment, as well as most of his friends, family and fans, prefer Chris clean-shaven. Whatever. We were just happy to get the scoop.

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