CW First Look: New Satellite Office Mascots!

Johnny and June: We think these two are going to work well together.

A real go-getter, ready for his first assignment. We like that sort of work ethic here at CW.

But we also appreciate this work ethic. Perhaps more so.

Being a no-nonsense hard-nosed publication means it can get crazy here at CW. We will wear your ass out.



Happy Getaway Day, y'all!

Okay, we know you’re frustrated with us, but let’s bury the hatchet in the name of Chris and the impending holiday weekend, as there is nothing Chris looks forward to more than a day off from work. So, what’s been going on with us, you ask? Well... [drum roll] We can’t help but think of Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias when we exult, “We’re a chain!”

While the nation’s economy may be in the toilet, CW’s funds have been booming, so much so that we were able to expand our facilities and open a satellite office down in the Mount Vernon area of Alexandria. Having confirmed that, we’d like to give an official CW welcome to MOC Kathy T., who has been named office manager of our new digs. The abundance of funds also allowed us to bring in some additional staff. Please welcome our new satellite mascots, Johnny and June! They join the satellite office’s mascot-at-large, Nesta [much to her chagrin], and CW’s original mascot, The Divine Miss M. No, the little cuddlebugs won’t be helping with production or out in the field reporting but they’ve already taken to Chris and have proven to be a big hit at company events, which are the only real requirements of our mascots.

So then, without further ado, we give you Johnny and June. WARNING: THE IMAGES PRESENTED HERE ARE FREAKING ADORABLE. Corporate is making us provide that disclaimer, and recommends that viewers are seated with feet on the floor and both hands on the armrests in preparation for cuteness overload. [Just trying to cover our asses in this overly litigious society.]