Get Down, Get Down

Chris FINALLY used his REI Christmas gift card from BOCs Andy and Brett T. to purchase the 700-fill down North Face Nuptse. Size: Large. Color: Olive Green. Enjoy, readers. Sigh ... What a lucky coat. CW was able to catch up with Chris upon checkout, where he had this to say about his purchase: "As an ecological enthusiast, when it comes to bodily warmth, it's nice to have the support of so many a goose. Involuntary, perhaps, but support nonetheless. I thank them for their selfless contribution to the elevation and maintenance of my bodily temperature."

Chris Weekly thanks you too, geese. Big ups to our feathered friends. We at CW couldn't further handle to see Chris shivering in the cold on sub-freezing days, and clearly they couldn't either. It's been roughly 15 degrees around here for the last two days, and Chris has since reiterated to CW several times that he's much appreciative of the warmth henceforth provided by his new goose-down parka. And on a personal note, the staff speaks for the readership when it confirms that those warm feelings have most certainly reverberated throughout editorial.