Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Breaking News: Chris's VW Dies En Route to Wizards Game
It's official. Chris and his VW Passat wagon are severing ties after a long, tumultuous affair. While trying to park for the Wizards/Cavaliers game at the Verizon Center, the ol' gal died, again, in a parking garage beneath the arena, where it shall remain til morning, as few tow trucks were available due to the snow. More to come.
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6 comments:
Everyone knows that Chris's ol bucket had a troubled past. However, I had heard that it was recently trying to get its life together. Any truth to this?
was that you that tried to leef yo car down here ona P-2 level a my garage? tryin ta tell me you couldn't back up, somethin bout yo ree-verse. all swearin an cussin.
na-ah. naaa-ah. i don't think so. now you gitchur piece a trash car up outta here, ya hear? peckerwood mutha......
YOUR CAR IS STILL HERE!
Your Bike will never, ever, ever go inside of my taxi. I hate bicycles and those who ride them. I wish a thousand indignities upon your bicycle. And a big wag of the finger towards you all for wasting my precious time.
YOUR CAR IS STILL HERE!
BITCH BETTER GIT MY 13 DOLLAS! AIN'T NO FREE PARKIN ROUN HEYA! BETTER CALL ME YA WHITE CRACKA ASS!
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