Readers, please disregard that previous nonsense about suffrage being alive and well at CW. The FOC selection process for October was too painful for the staff [and one candidate in particular], and the winner failed to even acknowledge the award. Henceforth, the Chris Weekly Friend of Chris Award is determined by CW management. We apologize for any inconvenience or feelings of injustice this decision may have caused.Having said that, Chris Weekly is downright giddy to announce the recipient of November's Friend of Chris Award: Tim H. ! And the November birthday boy (11) was downright giddy to hear the news.
Upon being notified of the win, Tim squealed with glee, promptly shook up some pomegranate martinis, offered us what he felt were "more flattering shots" to choose from for this post, and had this to say:
"We did it, big guy! This one's for you. I want to thank the CW staff for finally acknowledging a relationship I've sought to nourish and promote for more than a decade. This award gives me a literal, and physical, thrill."
And in what is probably the highest of honors for Tim, Chris offered his own thoughts on the award:
"I'd just like to extend my congratulations and remind everyone that, as Tim can attest, hard work and pandering to the voters does eventually pay off. "
Congratulations, Tim! [You can ease back on the gift baskets now.]
1 comment:
Good for Tim H! Hes has worked hard for this honor. Who are the Nominees for December?
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