October's Friend of Chris Award: Unofficial Results!

Looks like you all are leaning toward Tim X...

Bart from McLean writes:

"Prettyboys like that Tim H. character always get everything handed to them. Chris likes a deep thinker. Tim X. for October’s Friend of Chris!"

Terry from Tyson's Corner writes:

"Didn’t that guy try to sell me one of those blue heart necklaces from Titanic back in 98? Those things were bogus, man! And I thought I was talking to Leo! Hey Tim H., I got your “Jewel of the Sea” right here. Tim X for FOC."

Sue from Woodbridge writes:

"Tim X is right. I’ve heard that Chris in fact does not make his own drinks. I love Chris but it’s 2007, dude! Tim X for FOC!"

Brett from Alexandria writes:

"I too love to breathe! Tim X!"

...But haven't yet given up on Tim H...

Gordon from D.C. writes:

"Tim H. all the way. He did in fact give me the snug tee off his back once."

Johnny from Falls Church writes:

"I know Tim H. I played football with Tim H. Tim X is no Tim H. Tim H. for FOC."

It's not to late to vote, people! Official results will be announced tomorrow. Write to us with your vote at BigJuicyVan[at]gmail[dot]com.