Loyal readers,Whew. I’m tired y’all. I’m so tired my eyes were having a hard time adjusting this morning as I ironed my and Chris's respective shirts for the day. My performance at work will be about as lethargic and uninspired as Britney’s VMA disaster. But I’ll press on, as Chris would, does and teaches me to do.
He also had a tough time getting up this morning after a big day at FedEx field for the Redskins win against the Dolphins, and subsequent celebratory feast at the 'Lyle with our buddy Tim. When CW asked about his plans for the upcoming work week, he replied sleepily, “to hunker down.” That’s Chris-speak for "just making it through the week without late nights or spending much money." Which means the CW readership can expect EXCLUSIVE coverage of Chris on the Internet! Chris heating up a $1.00 Totino’s party pizza for dinner! Chris reluctantly enjoying an episode of “90210”! Chris finally putting the hardware on our bathroom vanity! Or Chris napping with Marley!
But this weekend is a whole different story. Cousin Danny ["Wessel Family Reunion Pics," Aug. 16] has roped us in for a whitewater rafting adventure in West Virginia! Class 5 rapids, baby. As your source for all things Chris, CW will be the only publication bringing you the pics and stories from this trip so keep checking on the daily.
Stay classy,
K
1 comment:
Dear Ruby,
Hey, Tim Hays here. It is now Tuesday and I just wanted to mention that, although our Sunday outing to the 'isle' was above average, the nasty taste left by those sour pusses sitting next to us still remains. I believe the incident requires a bit of venting on CW. They had no right to try and piss on our parade. Who did those people think they were? We should have sat back down and ordered another round. I should have started hitting on that guys wife, got her number and then not call her. Yeah. So there, 'lisle lemonheads'. F- you, you f-ing f's.
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